Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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