I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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