He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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