Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My life is pants optional.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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