Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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