Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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