i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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