I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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