pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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