How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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