i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
this boner is exhausting
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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