I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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