spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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