nutella sex= disaster
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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