I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Randomize
