This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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