were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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