A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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