And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The Olympian is in my bed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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