tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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