She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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