that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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