I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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