Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
organizing the empties. That sober.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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