Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
