Don't you send me to vm
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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