how can u be prego again
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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