i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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