How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love having hate sex.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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