She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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