The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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