I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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