I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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