had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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