i just google imaged poop.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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