Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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