he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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