I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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