I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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