Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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