He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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