so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just forgot I was standing up.
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