Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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