fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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