NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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