He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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