Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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