We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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