i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So much rum. So many feels.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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