I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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